Finally you're 19... it felt just like yesterday when i first met you in theater class and i thought, "Who's that lala mui?" And now i've already known you for 2 1/2 years later, we've come such a long way. Surprisingly we have yet to fought yet but then again i'm pretty sure you don't do so is because you know how awesome i am :D In this 2 1/2yrs so many things have happened, its honestly quite amazing.. seriously one day we should really make it into a show. So here's to many more 2 1/2 years for you and me :D
Since you're 19 i wanted to do "19 things you would not know about tiffany unless you're name is pau or you're going out with her"... but then 19 is too troublesome so i've changed it to 10 instead!
10 things you would not know about tiffany unless you're name is pau or you're going out with her
1. She toilet-walks (as in you know sleepwalking... only difference she has the ability to pee and be alseep at the same time)
2. Despite the fact that she looks like a female. She's actually male
3. She has a fetish for short shorts.
4. Only thing she can cook well is mashed potatoes
5. She secretly had a crush on me but had to give up as she thought i was out of her league.
6. She has enough shoes to feed a third-world country/ The amount of money she has spent on shoes can turn a third world country into a developing nation
7. Her greatest talent is being able to get what she wants by crying
8. Her personal record is ten times (Inside joke... you might get it if you think carefully)
9. Her boobs are actually fake, they're removable and they're attached using velcro.
10. Has a fetish for toilets too ;)
[I could add many more but then it might embarress you too much and
you'll kill me so thats it :D]
Happy Birthday!
11. She's partially lesbian too
